BIGGLES
INVESTIGATES
and
other stories of the Air Police
‘Nowadays a
copper is expected to know everything*,’ complains Biggles, who refuses to consider
himself a walking encyclopedia on the erring ways of the modern criminal. He prefers to trust his intuition – call it
experience if you like – and this ability plus a little luck stand him in good
stead when faced with the eight diverse cases in this book’ (* This is in fact a misquote of a line from
the end of the second story, “A Ring of Roses”.
The actual line is “Which all goes to show that today a copper is
expected to know everything”.)
by Captain W.
E. Johns
First published
October 1964
FRONTISPIECE ILLUSTRATION – Between Pages 2 and 3 – (The only illustration in the book is the
frontispiece by Stead. This was the last frontispiece in the
Hodder/Brock Biggles books as the next book, “Biggles Looks Back”, didn’t
feature one, presumably to save on costs and keep the price of the book down)
TITLE PAGE – Page 3
CONTENTS – Page 5 (NB – As far as I
am aware these eight stories were never published anywhere else other than in
this book. Certainly, I have not yet
found details of them being published elsewhere, but it is possible that they
were published elsewhere and I have just not yet found out where).
I. BIGGLES
INVESTIGATES (Pages
7 – 28)
“Air Commodore Raymond, Chief of the
Air Police Section at Scotland Yard, looked up from his desk as, after a tap on
the door, Biggles walked in. “You sent
for me, sir,” said Biggles. Raymond
tells Biggles “There’s an aircraft lying on its back in a field near the (fictional)
village of Upgates in Wiltshire” adding “I’d like you
to go and have a look at it. You’ll find
it on a farm called Fennels”. The
aircraft is foreign, “A Spaniard”. It’s
a Spanish Air Force job with military markings and the pilot can’t be
found. The crash was found by the pilot
of a Fleet Air Arm helicopter on an early morning cross-country training
flight. It was on the land of a sheep
farmer named Diverton. Biggles returns to the office where Bertie is
alone on duty. Biggles tells Bertie
about the crash and asks if he feels like coming with him. Ginger will be in soon and he can “hold the
fort while we’re away”. Less than two
hours later the Air Police Auster lands in a field by the crash. Biggles “made himself known to the constable,
who must have had a sense of humour, for he remarked: “This is a queer bird,
sir. Never saw one with feathers this
colour before”. “By ‘feathers’ he must
have meant the red and yellow Spanish military ring markings”. Biggles inspects the aircraft. Bertie thinks it is a Hispano D.I. Biggles agrees saying its classified; It’s an
advanced trainer with a range of over eight hundred miles so it could have got
there from Spain. The front safety belt
is hanging loose whereas the passenger one is secured tightly over the seat
showing it had not been used. Biggles
lies flat on his back to get below the cockpit and examine it. He finds nothing, not even a map and remarks that
it is odd. Biggles wonders how the plane
has ended up on its back. “Only by being
brought to a sudden stop would it do that”.
The brakes are not jammed, Biggles spins a wheel to prove it. “This machine stopped with a jolt, yet
there’s practically no damage, I don’t understand it”. “While speaking Biggles had gone to the front
of the aircraft and was examining closely the undercarriage struts which, of
course, were pointing to the sky”. (“Biggles
examined closely the undercarriage struts (page 11)” – is the somewhat surreal
frontispiece illustration. Behind
Biggles is a huge illustration of the red and yellow roundels of the Spanish
plane, which is obviously not part of the actual scene illustrated). “I’ll tell you something,” he said
quietly. The man responsible for this
knew something about war flying”.
Biggles asks Bertie to help him find a hole in the ground. “The sort of hole that would be made by a
stake having been driven well in”.
Bertie finds a hole about three inches in diameter. Walking across the field, in less than five
minutes they find an identical hole.
Biggles says “Hello, here come the R A F boys
to take over. I shall have to ask them
to leave the crash as it is for the time being.
There’s some evidence on it. It’s
time we had a word with Mr. Diverton”. They go to the farm, making their way through
the thorny shrubs and Biggles examines the loose turf on the way. Biggles opens a barn and amongst the farm
implements, he sees coils of sheep wire.
They see a baker’s van deliver to the farm and Biggles has a word with
the driver, asking how often he delivers there.
The answer is three times a week, Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. They knock at the door of the house. “It was opened by a dark-eyed, low-browed
woman of middle age, dressed entirely in black, who, when she was younger, must
have been strikingly handsome. Biggles
raised his hat. “Buenos dias,” he
said politely. “Buen –” The woman broke
off abruptly. “What did you say?” “I said good morning,” answered Biggles
pleasantly. They establish that Mr. Diverton is out and this is Mrs. Diverton. “Is there another man in the house who might
answer one or two questions?” (No doubt this would be considered a rather
strange sexist question nowadays – why can’t Mrs. Diverton
answer the questions?). As the
answer is no, Biggles says he will call back later. He tells Bertie that Mrs. Diverton
is Spanish, “so ruling out coincidence I’m pretty sure she’s the hook-up with
the plane”. “How do you know she is
Spanish?” asks Bertie. “In the first
place she looked it, every inch of her.
I must admit I wasn’t prepared for that.
On the spur of the moment I tricked her into
admitting it. As you must have noticed I
said good morning in Spanish, and she, from sheer force of habit, started to
answer in the same language. Then she thought
better of it and switched to English.
But it was too late. She had told
me all I wanted to know. She knew what I
said. She has something to hide or she
would have been delighted to have a chance to air her mother tongue”. Biggles also notes that the bread delivery of
five loaves is more than two people can eat in less than two days, so there
must be someone else in the house. A
police car comes down the lane with the District Inspector and a constable at
the wheel. Biggles raises his hand to
stop the car and introduces himself. “I
happen to be an aviation specialist”.
Biggles tells the inspector the crash wasn’t an accident. It was “Murder – or possibly
manslaughter”. They discuss the case and
Biggles says “Please understand that I’m not trying to take this out of your
hands. What I suggest is, I’ll show you
one or two things which, as a pilot myself, I’ve noticed. Then we’ll see Diverton
together. Of course, if you’d prefer to
act on your own –” “No
– no. You’re the expert. I’m always willing to take advice from
someone who knows the job” says the inspector.
Biggles sends Bertie off with the constable in the car to go to the post
office to find out if any letters bearing foreign stamps have been delivered to
Fennels farm recently.
They walk briskly to the aircraft. Biggles says “To start with, you can take it
from me as an experienced pilot that only one thing could cause a plane, coming
in to land, to turn turtle the way this one did; and that was an obstruction
fouling the undercarriage, bringing it to a dead stop”. “It isn’t here now. The man who put it up removed it after it had
served its purpose”. Biggles shows the
inspector one of the holes in the ground and as they go through the gorse he
points at some loose turves where the ground has been disturbed. “If you dig there you might find something
interesting”. He then goes to the barn
and shows the wire. “Make a note of that
wire, it could be an important piece of evidence”. The police car comes back. Biggles says “Let’s hear what Sergeant Lissie
has to report”. Bertie says “You were
right. There have been several letters
with foreign stamps. Last week there was
a telegram”. “From Spain?” asks
Biggles. “Correct” says Bertie, adding “Diverton is here”.
He has seen a man putting a car in the shed as they got back. They go back to the farm and knock the
door. “It was opened instantly, as if
someone had been watching, by a well-built, keen-eyed, clean-shaven man who was
getting on in years”. The man asks if
they are making inquiries about the plane crash and invites them in. Diverton says the
crash must have happened last night as he walked across the field to tend to a
sick ewe about eleven o’clock, and it wasn’t there then. He said the first he knew about it was when
the Fleet Air Arm ambulance unit arrived.
He never saw a pilot. Biggles
asks if he served in the R F C or R A F during the wars and the answer is he
did. Biggles guesses he was in the
Special Air Service and he is right.
Biggles says that he would know why the machine in his field
crashed. “If you served in the S A S you
must have heard about fields being trapped to trip up machines putting down
spies. It’s a fear that hangs over every
pilot engaged in special missions. I
know. I speak from experience”. (Biggles has dropped off and collected
spies in the past. For example, see the
chapter “Special Mission” from “Biggles Learns to Fly”). “The usual trap was a wire stretched tightly
across a field. The inevitable result
for an aircraft running into it at speed was a somersault”. Diverton asks
Biggles if he is suggesting that’s what happened. “I’m not suggesting. I’m saying so, definitely. Can you think of anyone who would set such a
trap, and why?” Diverton
replies “No. I can’t help you there”. Biggles advised Diverton
to answer his questions. “I shall get
the answers sooner or later, if not now”.
He asks if his wife is from Spain and she is. Biggles asks who else is living in the house
and he is told that his wife’s brother is staying for a little while. Biggles asks if he has been in correspondence
with someone in Spain and when that is accepted, he says “As the result of that
correspondence you knew the plane that crashed here was coming. Am I right?”
There is no answer. Biggles continues
relentlessly. “Oh, come on, Diverton, out with it.
I’ve seen the abrasions on the undercarriage struts. I’ve seen the stake holes. The wire is in your barn. Why not tell us the whole truth? As a pilot yourself I’m sure you wouldn’t
deliberately crash an aircraft without a good reason. Why did you do it. Would you rather we dug up what you buried in
the gorse bushes? Was it the body of the
pilot? Diverton
nodded. “I didn’t reckon on an old hand
like you coming along to investigate.
All right. I’ll tell you
everything”. Diverton
explains that his brother-in-law came as a political refugee from “the present
regime” in Spain (General Franco was in power in Spain from 1939 until his
death in 1975). He and others had
plotted to overthrow the government. The
plot was betrayed and most of the conspirators were caught and shot. Carlos, the brother got away. “But they were determined to get him. You know how it is with dictators. Fortunately Carlos
still had friends in Spain, some in high places. Through them he was kept informed of what was
happening. Through them we learned that
government agents had discovered Carlos was living here with his sister”. An agent was detailed to kill Carlos before
he could apply for political asylum.
They were told the property had been photographed from the air and the
big field was a ready-made landing ground.
By planting a bomb, an agent might have killed all three of them. The wire was rigged up at sundown and taken
down at dawn. The agent came, ran into
the trap and was killed on landing. His
neck was broken. Diverton
and Carlos went out early and buried him.
“I’m not going to pretend I shed any tears. He came to commit cold-blooded murder” says Diverton. The dead
pilot was buried in the gorse. They
intended to burn the plane, but at the crack of dawn a “Fleet Air Arm chopper”
flew over and it was spotted. They took
everything out of the cockpit and did away with them. “That’s the truth, and the whole truth. Right or wrong. I still believe that if that damned (It is
unusual for Johns to use this minor swear word as such words from his early
Biggles RFC stories – originally written for adults – were removed from the
stories when they were republished for children in the 1950s) helicopter
hadn’t come over we might have got away with it”. Biggles agreed. Diverton asks them
not to send Carlos back to Spain as it would mean certain death for him. Biggles and Bertie leave everything in the
hands of the inspector, who decides not to arrest Diverton
but accepts Diverton’s word that none of them will
leave the farm until they hear from him again.
After some delay, in which more than
one British Government department had to be consulted, no action was taken
again Diverton, his wife, or brother-in-law who, in
the meantime, had applied for political asylum in Britain. There was never any question of murder and
manslaughter was ruled out “on the grounds that what Diverton
had done was justifiable self-protection”.
“With which decision Biggles was in full agreement”.